Sunday
27Dec2009

2009 Too Critical Movie Awards

DateSunday, December 27, 2009 at 08:29 PM | AuthorSekaiwa

With the end of the year approaching, I thought I'd hand out some awards to a couple of movies. The awards range in category, but every award winner is a movie that stood out to me in one way or another. So without further ado, here are the winners of the 2009 Too Critical Movie Awards

BEST MOVIE I STILL THINK ABOUT WHEN IT'S 4:00 AM AND I'M PEEING:

BEST MOVIE THAT HAD THE BEST GRAPHICS WHICH USED GRAPHICS GRAPHICALLY IN A GRAPHIC WAY:

BEST RATED R COMEDY THAT REFUSED TO CASTRATE ITSELF FOR MASS APPEAL:

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Sunday
27Dec2009

Trailer Trash: The Bounty Hunter

DateSunday, December 27, 2009 at 03:49 AM | AuthorSekaiwa

Gerard Butler has been a movie making machine since he kicked a dude into a hole in 2007's 300. I've seen many of his movies since, and at best they are mediocre -- especially the romantic comedies.  Well the gods have seen fit to have him try again, this time with a rather old looking Jennifer Aniston.  Not only was the trailer not funny, but it's one of those trailers where the entire plot is shown to you. 

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Friday
25Dec2009

Review: Borderlands

DateFriday, December 25, 2009 at 08:33 PM | AuthorSekaiwa

*Note: I have the PC version of the game*

Hellgate: London left a horrible taste in my mouth. As much as I wanted to like that game, there was just too much wrong with it. So I decided that when another first person shooter with RPG elements and a Diablo loot system came along, I would tread a bit more carefully with my excitement. Enter — Gearbox Software’s Borderlands.

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Friday
18Dec2009

Review: Speed Racer

DateFriday, December 18, 2009 at 03:23 AM | AuthorSekaiwa

Oh Speed.

I was skeptical when I heard the Wachowskis were making a live action Speed Racer movie. I was skeptical after the first trailer came out. I was skeptical after reading the largely negative reviews. But after watching the movie, I’m surprised to say that this movie rocked my proverbial socks off. This movie is probably my second favorite G / PG rated movie in recent years — second only to The Incredibles.

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